Useful Sayings and Tips for Health Freedom Activists
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1) A day without sunshine is like, night.
2) On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3) 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4) 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5) I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
6) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
7) Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8) I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
9) Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
10) Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
11) A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
12) Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
13) Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
14) Always try to be modest,and be proud of it.
15) How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
16) OK, so what's the speed of dark?
17) If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
18) When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
19) If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
20) What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
21) Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
22) I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
mandato da Robin Good il Saturday September 18 2004
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