Method In Simche's Madness

Wish there were more Simche's buying organic so we all could live!!

Chris Gupta

At 08:42 PM 08/03/2006, TVA12082208@xx.xx wrote:

Simche has a headache and wants to go and see the doctor. His friend advises against it: "One does not go to the doctor's because of merely a headache!" But Simche is not of his opinion: "You don't understand. The doctor needs to live, too." Simche gets a prescription from the doctor and marches straight to the apothecary's. "Don't be a fool," says his friend, "that headache will go away all by itself!" "Be quiet", says severely Simche, "The apothecary needs to live, too." Simche takes the medicine out from the apothecary's, and pours it to the ditch right away. His friend exclaims, all aghast: "Heavens! that expensive medicine!!" Answers Simche, outraged: "So what?? I need to live, too!"

Translated by Katharina Gutsche, from Salcia Landmann's book, Juedische Witze, 1963, dtv

Sincere regards,
Katharina
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Dipl.-Psych. Katharina Gutsche, M.A. Psycholinguistik
Heilpraktikerin (Psychotherapie)
Klinische Psychologie

 

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posted by Chris Gupta on Sunday March 12 2006
updated on Monday March 27 2006

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Readers' Comments

Greetings to Chris Gupta and Simche!

Doctor to patient:
- You look like you recovered all the way. Very good! How did you do it?
Patient:
- I did exactly as written on the insert slip of your medicine: "Keep lid shut tightly"

Posted by: Katharina Gutsche on April 10, 2011 07:16 AM

 

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